by Hugh Jashol for Article 107 News* PORTLAND, OR — In a shocking yet somehow unsurprising development, law enforcement academies nationwide have Continue Reading
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The Business of Breaking Us
by Tammy Pondsmith Remember when the news was about facts? Quaint little artifacts—dates, places, quotes—stacked together like sober index cards. Continue Reading
General Tso Was a Coward and America Ate It Up
by Untactic Al Introduction: A Dish That Outsold the Man When most Americans order Chinese takeout, they aren’t thinking about Qing Dynasty Continue Reading
Greenlanders Prepare for the Day America Steals Their Ice
by: Untactic Al NUUK, GREENLAND — A linguistic misunderstanding has sent shockwaves through the world’s largest island after rumors spread that Continue Reading
Pentagon Declares Lint the Fabric of War
by Untactic Al WASHINGTON, D.C. — September 13, 2025 In a move that combines environmental sustainability with pure logistical absurdity, the Continue Reading
The $500 Monkey
It was snowing. Thankfully, it hadn’t started sticking yet, but it was beginning to look slushy outside. That was just my luck—the inclement weather Continue Reading
Congress is a Mausoleum with a Lobbyist Gift Shop
by Tammy Pondsmith If you want to know why America needs term limits, look no further than Capitol Hill, where public service has quietly mutated Continue Reading
Breaking News Media Dies of Self-Inflicted Wounds
by Tammy Pondsmith The “mainstream media” is dying the way a drunk karaoke singer goes out at last call—loud, embarrassing, and convinced everyone Continue Reading
The Last Frog I Ever Ate
The sweat in my Chicago Bulls t-shirt could no longer evaporate from my pre-pubescent body. We had just hiked what seemed like 100 miles across Continue Reading
Eisenhower’s Gift That Keeps on Billing
by Tammy Pondsmith When Dwight D. Eisenhower left office in 1961, he didn’t just warn America about the “military-industrial complex”—he Continue Reading
Identity Politics: Jim Crow’s Rebrand in Drag
by Tammy Pondsmith Jim Crow used to be an ugly little man with a bullhorn and a “Whites Only” sign. Now he’s had a makeover, lost some weight, and Continue Reading
Sly Fox Saw 2025 Coming and We Didn’t Listen
by Tammy Pondsmith, Article 107 News Back in 1985, Sly Fox dropped Let’s Go All the Way, a pop-funk track so catchy you could two-step right past Continue Reading