by Tammy Pondsmith When Dwight D. Eisenhower left office in 1961, he didn’t just warn America about the “military-industrial complex”—he Continue Reading
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Identity Politics: Jim Crow’s Rebrand in Drag
by Tammy Pondsmith Jim Crow used to be an ugly little man with a bullhorn and a “Whites Only” sign. Now he’s had a makeover, lost some weight, and Continue Reading
Sly Fox Saw 2025 Coming and We Didn’t Listen
by Tammy Pondsmith, Article 107 News Back in 1985, Sly Fox dropped Let’s Go All the Way, a pop-funk track so catchy you could two-step right past Continue Reading
Studies: Quitting U.S. News Media Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Veterans, Active Duty
by Hugh Jashol, Article 107 News*WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move applauded by both medical professionals and every E-4 who’s ever screamed “fake news” Continue Reading
“Chicks Dig Bad Decisions,” and Other Things You Hear a Lance Corporal Say
by Hugh Jashol, Article 107 News CAMP LEJEUNE, NC — In a bold financial maneuver that will surely echo through the annals of bad life choices, Continue Reading
Operation FLOATIES to Address Navy Fighter Mishaps
by Hugh Jashol, Article 107 News* On Location at the USS Harry S. Truman – Somewhere Near Where $67 Million Went to Die (Again) In a stunning Continue Reading
The Case Is Closed Because the Doors Never Opened
by Tammy PondsmithSenior Editor of Plausible Deniability at Article 107 News In a development as shocking as water being wet, federal authorities Continue Reading
Trump Re-Authorizes Mexican Campaign Medal for LA Riots, Awards “ICEBreaker” Clasp
by Hugh JasholLOS ANGELES, CA — June 14, 2025 In a move blending historical nostalgia with contemporary controversy, former President Donald J. Continue Reading
Liberal Activists Take the P Out of PBS, Rename It “Just BS”
by Hugh Jashol, Article 107 News* Washington, D.C. — In a shocking yet somehow completely predictable move, a coalition of progressive activists Continue Reading
Ranger Instructors Redefine “Community Engagement”
by Hugh Jashol, Article 107 News* Fort Benning, GA — In an ambitious rebranding of traditional outreach methods, Ranger Training Brigade, which is Continue Reading
Trump Derangement Syndrome: America’s Most Profitable Psychosis
by Tammy Pondsmith, Article 107 News At long last, the national emergency known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) may finally get the federal Continue Reading
Private Blows Entire Tax Return on Undriveable Humvee for “Off-Post Ops”
by Hugh Jashol FORT HOOD CAVAZOS, TX — Art107 News has learned that, in true !st Cav tradition, PVT Dakota “War Wagon” Mitchell, a Cavalry Scout, Continue Reading