Where There’s Smoke There’s… Porn? Firefighters In Hot Water For Heating Things Up At The Firehouse

Where There’s Smoke There’s… Porn? Firefighters In Hot Water For Heating Things Up At The Firehouse
by Scott Faith

“I’ve never heard anything like it at all,” said the president of the local firefighters Union. “I’ve never heard anything similar to this.”

Well, that makes two of us.

In the latest installment of “why would you do that?,” two Ohio firefighters were suspended last month after a pornographic video surfaced that appears to show the couple engaged in sex acts at the firehouse where they worked.

The video, which was reportedly shared on numerous Internet sites (no, we didn’t watch it and no, we’re not going to try to link to it), is alleged to begin by showing the female half of the pair in question naked and working out on the fire station’s gym equipment (ew!).

It’s unclear whether the release to porn sites was deliberate, or how the couple thought they could keep this from become a four-alarm career inferno.  But the lessons learned from this situation are clear:

-Don’t make porn.  But if you do make porn, don’t do it where you work.  And if you do make porn, and make it where you work, keep it off the Internet.

-Wipe down public gym equipment BEFORE you use it because you never know what was done to it (or on it) before you got there.

-Army privates aren’t the only ones who will do God-knows-what when left unsupervised.