by Hugh Jashol, Article 107 News* Washington, D.C. — In a shocking yet somehow completely predictable move, a coalition of progressive activists Continue Reading
Ranger Instructors Redefine “Community Engagement”
by Hugh Jashol, Article 107 News* Fort Benning, GA — In an ambitious rebranding of traditional outreach methods, Ranger Training Brigade, which is Continue Reading
Trump Derangement Syndrome: America’s Most Profitable Psychosis
by Tammy Pondsmith, Article 107 News At long last, the national emergency known as Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) may finally get the federal Continue Reading
Private Blows Entire Tax Return on Undriveable Humvee for “Off-Post Ops”
by Hugh Jashol FORT HOOD CAVAZOS, TX — Art107 News has learned that, in true !st Cav tradition, PVT Dakota “War Wagon” Mitchell, a Cavalry Scout, Continue Reading
Pentagon Audit? Oh, Sweet Summer Child
by Tammy PondsmithSenior Disappointment Correspondent, Article 107 News Well butter my biscuit and call it a federal accounting standard—we're Continue Reading
War Between India and Pakistan Results in 90% Drop in Worldwide Scam Calls
Global Cybercrime Crackdown Achieved… By Accident? by Hugh Jashol, Article 107 News* In a stunning twist of geopolitical chaos meets unexpected Continue Reading
Confusion Abounds as Voters Mistake “Weekend at Bernie’s 3” Trailer for Biden 2028 Campaign Announcement
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. — A new film trailer that aired during Sunday’s “60 Minutes” broadcast has left millions of Americans in a Continue Reading
Thank You, Big Six, May I Have Another?
Why a Monopoly on Thought Is Exactly What We Deserve by Tammy Pondsmith Ah, the sweet aroma of consolidated power. The delightful crunch of Continue Reading
Congress Announces Breakthrough: Will Argue in Iambic Pentameter to Speed Up Gridlock
by Tammy PondsmithLobbyist Whisperer, Article 107 News In an historic bid to modernize dysfunction, the United States Congress announced Monday Continue Reading
Homeland Security Could Learn a Few Knots
by Brad ChillierChief Tactical Missteps Analyst for Article 107 News The U.S. Army Ranger School at Fort Benning, Georgia, has offered a unique Continue Reading
Blue Origin Redefines ‘Astronaut’: Now You Too Can Spacewalk… for 3 Minutes
by Tammy PondsmithSenior Space Tourism Critic and Professional Eye-Roller Move over, NASA — there's a new standard for becoming an astronaut: pay, Continue Reading
Service Academy Cadets Celebrate First Year by Torchlighting the DEI Curriculum
by Brad ChillierSenior Analyst for Predictable Disasters, Article 107 News The Pentagon announced that effective immediately, all U.S. Military Continue Reading