By Tammy Pondsmith, Senior Correspondent, Article 107 News(We report the facts before they happen so your disappointment never falls behind Continue Reading
Sanctuary Cities Batteries Not Included
By Tammy Pondsmith, Senior Correspondent, Article 107 News (we report the facts before they happen so you can skip the apology tour later) Author's Continue Reading
Sanctuary Cities: Compassion, but with a Zoning Code
by Tammy Pondsmith, Senior Correspondent at Article 107 News On the corner of 8th and Somewhere, a hand-painted sign on a church reads: “All are Continue Reading
The Kingdom of Feelings Has No Clothes
by Tammy Pondsmith There they were again last weekend: the No Kings crowd, out in full regalia, chanting their feelings about tyranny while Continue Reading
Pentagon Outrage: Soldiers Deploying to Chicago Denied the Right to Wear the Sacred Reflective Belt
by Hugh Jashol, Article 107 News* CHICAGO— The U.S. Army is facing a crisis of biblical proportions after it was revealed that troops deploying to Continue Reading
Toyota Hilux Sales Forecasts Plummet After News of Mid-East Peace
by Hugh Jashol, for Article 107 News* Nagoya, Japan – In a shocking blow to the global pickup truck market, Toyota Motor Corporation announced that Continue Reading
Nobel Committee Forced to Award Peace Prize To U.S. President Who “Actually Did Something”
by Hugh Jashol for Article 107 News* Oslo, Norway – In a historic break from tradition, the Nobel Committee shocked the world this week by Continue Reading
SecWar Announces New “Government Shutdown Ribbon” for Troops
by Hugh Jashol, for Article 107 News*WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a groundbreaking move sure to make every service member’s chest a little heavier (with Continue Reading
Basic Decency for the Profession of Arms
In light of Secretary of War Hegseth’s recent meeting with the nation’s flag officers, here are a few basic courtesy rules the military should Continue Reading
“Pepper Spraying Frogs in the Ass” Now Added to Police Academy Training
by Hugh Jashol for Article 107 News* PORTLAND, OR — In a shocking yet somehow unsurprising development, law enforcement academies nationwide have Continue Reading
The Business of Breaking Us
by Tammy Pondsmith Remember when the news was about facts? Quaint little artifacts—dates, places, quotes—stacked together like sober index cards. Continue Reading
General Tso Was a Coward and America Ate It Up
by Untactic Al Introduction: A Dish That Outsold the Man When most Americans order Chinese takeout, they aren’t thinking about Qing Dynasty Continue Reading