By Hugh Jashol, Founding Member, E4 Mafia FORT EVERYWHERE, USA — In a development that stunned military commanders, government auditors, and Continue Reading
satire/humor
January is a Performance Review for Your Fantasy Self
By Tammy Pondsmith, Senior Correspondent, Article 107 News (Reporting on the facts before they happen) It’s December 31st again: the night we Continue Reading
When Identity Becomes the Remote Control
America loves categories. We invented the filing cabinet, the “medium” soda, and the comforting lie that if you put a label on something, you’ve Continue Reading
Your Outrage Has Been Approved by Our Sponsors
By Tammy Pondsmith, Senior Correspondent, Article 107 News — reporting on the facts before they happen Here’s tomorrow’s breaking news, today: a Continue Reading
America, Brought to You by Our Sponsors
Over the last decade, American news outlets have pulled off a miracle of modern engineering: they turned what was supposed to be a public service into Continue Reading
Government Reopens Just in Time to Pretend it Never Really Closed
By Tammy Pondsmith, Senior Correspondent, Article 107 News(We report the facts before they happen so your disappointment never falls behind Continue Reading
Sanctuary Cities Batteries Not Included
By Tammy Pondsmith, Senior Correspondent, Article 107 News (we report the facts before they happen so you can skip the apology tour later) Author's Continue Reading
White House “Ball Room” Addition Sure Looks Like it Could Blow Up Alderaan
by Hugh Jashol, Article 107 News*WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has left architects, astronomers, and rebel sympathizers equally baffled, Continue Reading
Sanctuary Cities: Compassion, but with a Zoning Code
by Tammy Pondsmith, Senior Correspondent at Article 107 News On the corner of 8th and Somewhere, a hand-painted sign on a church reads: “All are Continue Reading
The Kingdom of Feelings Has No Clothes
by Tammy Pondsmith There they were again last weekend: the No Kings crowd, out in full regalia, chanting their feelings about tyranny while Continue Reading
Pentagon Outrage: Soldiers Deploying to Chicago Denied the Right to Wear the Sacred Reflective Belt
by Hugh Jashol, Article 107 News* CHICAGO— The U.S. Army is facing a crisis of biblical proportions after it was revealed that troops deploying to Continue Reading
Toyota Hilux Sales Forecasts Plummet After News of Mid-East Peace
by Hugh Jashol, for Article 107 News* Nagoya, Japan – In a shocking blow to the global pickup truck market, Toyota Motor Corporation announced that Continue Reading