As long as Soldiers have been deploying to the field, we have been figuring out a way to take a little grog with us – or produce it from whatever is available.
I’ve seen flight medics make a still from a UH-1 Oil tank and some hydraulic tubing; then use C-Rats peaches and crackers to produce some of the smoothest peach flavored kerosene I have ever had occasion to imbibe – it was pretty effective too.
From Attila’s army to the Crusaders you can find evidence of prohibited alcohol in the field. Even as a wee SP/5 wandering confused on the flight line, my pilots knew that if you checked my helmet bag on load out for a field exercise, you would likely find a large bottle of “Listerine” that tasted eerily like Cuervo Gold.
Some of my officers relied on it, all of them overlooked it. Obviously I’m not talking about the Ulysses S. Grant level of consumption or the Marcus Reno level of drunken incompetence, just a simple fact of Soldiering – There Will Be Alcohol.
It would be rare to research a military unit in combat and not come across stories of “Torpedo Juice” or “Ammo Box Hooch”, but the best account of military dumbassery involving alcohol is without question The Great Egg Nog Riot of 1826 – sometimes called the “Grog Mutiny”
You can always count on the average office Christmas party resulting in one or two job losses and an unplanned pregnancy or three, but you would expect a bunch of future Army officers to temper it a little.
In 1817 Col Sylvanus Thayer, class of 1803 – the same Thayer, who founded the Thayer School of Engineering at Dartmouth, was ordered to take Command of the USMA at West Point and fix it. The West Point of 1817 bore little resemblance to the High Speed Low Drag institution of higher learning we know today.
In 1817 West Point was basically a fraternity of rich kids playing Army. It had little in the way of organized curriculum and cadets were graduated whenever the faculty decided one was ready. Thayer graduated in just one year (Marcus Reno required six). Thayer made no bones about his assessment of the West Point program as contemptable and ineffectual in the training competent officers.
Thayer went on to prove himself in battle during the War of 1812; and the War of 1812 went on to prove Thayer’s assessment of the West Point program.
Lt. Thayer commanded a section of defensive positions in Virginia. While other American positions fell to British guns – Thayer was able, through competent command, to hold his ground. His reward was the rank of “Brevet Major” – meaning he got all the responsibility but none of the pay.
When Thayer took command of the Military Academy at West Point he immediately began a reintegration of full military discipline. He prohibited cooking in the billets, required cadets remain in uniform off duty and in an unprecedented move; in 1826, Col Thayer expressly forbid cadets to purchase, store, or consume alcohol on campus.
The Cadet Corps at the US military Academy at West Point maintained a long standing tradition of Egg Nog at Christmas. Overlooking cadet alcohol consumption and intoxication at the annual Christmas celebration was the norm but common sense seems to have been the rule.
Aside from the standard chorus of slurred “Ahh – looove – yooo – Bro…”, it was never allowed out of control and was never a problem . Technically it was the first recorded military adaptation of “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell”.
Christmas of 1826 changed all that.
Some of the Cadets in the North barracks took Thayer’s policy of prohibition as a personal insult and an affront – Who was this Thayer guy to say they couldn’t celebrate Christmas with a snort o’ Grog? Cadets began collecting party supplies weeks before the event.
While alcohol was prohibited on campus cadets were allowed to frequent the various watering holes around town. Trade and barter was common in the early 19th century allowing cadets to trade items like shoes or a cloak for Whiskey.
By the 24th there were gallons of contraband Whiskey being mingled with Egg Nog for the celebration. Within hours the North Barracks turned into grog fueled chaos, reminiscent of Animal House. Cadets staggered in and out of their barracks, out of uniform, tunics torn or soiled with Nog or Grog, and reeking of vomit.
By morning the debauchery included two thirds of the Cadet Corps. Windows were broken; furniture, banisters, clothing and equipment had been ripped from mountings and tossed into piles of rubble. The North Barracks were trashed. Two commissioned officers were badly assaulted and one cadet even fired a musket at an officer who was attempting to quell the disturbance.
Some barefoot, some half naked, most howling curses at the moon and anything else that would listen; the cadets eventually wore down and the festivities came to an end – Anyone who has even a vague memory of attending one of those drunken weekend-long dayroom parties can form a good image in their mind of the North Barracks that morning. I can’t find any official record of anyone peeing out an upstairs window but personal experience tells me it probably happened.
Col. Thayer deployed regular Army troops to contain the riot and the subsequent investigation implicated 70 cadets, resulting in the Courts-martial of 19 cadets and one enlisted man. West Point’s north barracks were left in state of near ruin.
One of the best known cadets involved was Robert E. Lee who was completely exonerated. He testified in the proceedings then went on to graduate. Lee served gallantly in the Mexican War, became a professor at the USMA and ultimately became the Confederate Commander during the Civil war.
Other notable and likely participants include:
Jefferson Davis, who was proven to be involved, but managed to avoid courts-martial. Davis went on to be a U. S. Representative, Senator, Secretary of War and Confederate President.
Joseph E. Johnston, who served honorably in the Black Hawk War, Second Seminole War, the Mexican War, frontier service in Kansas and Utah, then as a Confederate General. Johnston eventually served as a U. S. Representative then four years as Commissioner of Railroads.
William N. Pendleton, who graduated and went on to serve as Chief of Artillery of the Confederate Army of Northern Virginia. Camp Pendleton is named in his honor.
Of the 19 cadets Court-martialed 8 were allowed to remain at the academy; 5 graduated and served honorably.
Colonel Thayer is affectionately known as the Father of West Point. Between 1817 and 1833 he turned the US Military Academy at West Point into the world’s finest military academy and the country’s first college of engineering. Col. Thayer’s curriculum became the standard for technological instruction throughout the country.
All “Ring Knocker” jokes aside – I had the privilege of serving under several officers who are part of Col. Thayer’s legacy – they were of the highest quality and integrity. I was honored to serve under them.
I think the moral of the story is clear – the only thing I can add is this…
GO ARMY – BEAT NAVY!